Do you know or have ever met a person who you just hate? Well, my father in law is one of those people. I hate him so much. He is the stupidest man I have ever met. To call him a man is giving him too much credit. This is the moron who locked me away in a back room for six months.
BACK STORY
When Mike and I were still first going out, a friend of mine he didn't like moved into my parents house. He was so apposed, he had me move in with him at his dad's house. He dad is the biggest D*ck I have ever met. I was not allowed to leave the apartment unless Mike went, not allowed to have a key.....I was locked away in Mike's room with no human contact except when Mike got home from school. (Senior year in high school. I didn't go anymore because of political reasons) When we were all moving out, Mike's two buddies, my mom, his sister, and her boyfriend did all the work. He sat on his ass the entire time and cussed them out, IN FRONT OF ANOTHER ADULT about how they didn't amount to anything and should hav done this and that.
A few years down the road, he comes to stay with us in VA until he gets on his feet. Apparently, my lovely husband invited him to stay permenantly. Oh, that didn't go over at ALL. He did odd jobs here and there, didn't cut it and ended up moving back home to Florida with mommy and daddy. Retard...Lazy....
As time goes by in FL, he does odd jobs here and there. He couldn't keep a job because of his mouth and laziness. He takes care of his father. A noble gesture but another excuse to sponge. Oh, did I mention the fact that his sister was paying the rent and bills for the apartment in Minnesota....for SEVEN YEARS? Well, after the passing of his father, he still did not get a job. Meanwhile, his older sister had been living there, maintaining a full time job, helping out their father and mother. Well, after the passing of their mother, they moved to Columbia, SC near us and in the same town as my sister in law. They have been there for at least three months and does not have a job. Yet again, his sister pays the bills and gives this grown "man" an allowance. He b*tches and moans about his diabetes and how sick he gets sometimes but eats sweets ALL the time. Just last night he had part of a cookie cake and his blood sugar went through the roof. Of course he didn't test, it was just how he felt. He was at our house the day before and had THREE cookies. He treats his children with contempt, and pays no mind to his grandchildren. He constantly asks Mike when he is getting his "G string" cut. I just let him know we are having about 7 more. Of course we aren't but the gullible sh*t shuts his mouth after that. I can't take much more or him. Mike is done with him as well.

Mike's mother is coming this week to visit Patty. Mind you this is the woman who abandon them when they were just 2 and 3. We went and visited her when Lizzie was almost 2 and she told all these lies about Patty, like she started her bed on fire, while her and her new husband were in it. She has two boys with dh#2 that are only like 2 or 3 years younger than Patty. She kept them. I don't want my kids to have anything to do with her. She is not breaking their hearts. They are supposed to come down on Wednesday of Thursday. I am going to have to talk to Patty about it. I didn't hear her right about inviting them over. I didn't hear the her mother would be with. My sister will be in town with her baby so I don't really want that many guests anyway. If I don't have them over, Patty will not let me live it down though.